I was inspired by my friend Sadie, who also made a post about her life through shoes. Interestingly, hers contained exactly two pairs of shoes, which shows a remarkable consistency in shoe choice for a person that has lived 17 years. I, on the other hand, go through shoes at the rate of your average boy. […]Read more "Henry’s Life By Shoes: Freshman Year"
I assume they make most other people angry too. The unexpected outburst of rage I am currently expressing is a direct result of making it two minutes into the Nightly Show round table segment discussing the merits of vaccinations. The second person that spoke was the president of some organization spouting nonsense about parenting smart, […]Read more "Stupid People Make Me Angry"
Hello devoted readers (maybe it’s just my mom, but so what?). The following post is a response to the shocked looks I got at lunch today when I informed my friends that it had in fact taken 2.5 hours to make a 1 minute 14 second filler video for my club YouTube Page. So for those […]Read more "The Many Steps Involved in a Bad Youtube Video"
In Saudi Arabia, of course, This will be a quick one (coincidentally, that’s what my physics teacher said about a problem that took him an hour to get wrong). I’d just like to say, as a professional blogger (I’m past a week into this, so I consider myself to be an expert), that it is […]Read more "Now comes the spring of their discontent"
I should go to bed now. Unfortunately for my body, the part of my brain that thinks stuff (despite not being fully formed for like 7 more years) is totally active. Specifically, it is writing this blog post. The point of this blog post, according to the part of my brain that is opposed to […]Read more "Sure, I’ll get to that"
I wish that I was a writer for the New York Times, or the Washington Post, because that would be really cool. But instead I write a blog which is named after a high school wiffle ball club [of which I am President]. This means a couple of things. One, I can write more often because I […]Read more "Not the New York Times"
I support my government. The followers of Banksy apparently do not support my government, and I think this is because they fail to see the big picture, despite their proclamations to the contrary. When I look at the government of the United States I see two things; a massive amount of flaws that need to be […]Read more "Henry the activist: Up with the government!"